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Posted by deepee on 05-13-2006 18:37:

About a week ago I ate some extremely poisonous mushrooms. A number of strange and fascinating events followed. One of these events included a telepathic conversation with my cat named Tits. To make a long story short, one of the topics we covered was regarding hairloss and my troubles and concerns surrounding the issue. I told her that I was no longer using shampoo to wash my hair, and she was very curious as to why I had even used it in the first place. I told her I was jealous of her thick beautiful hair and she then proceeded to let me in on her secret. She told me that in order for me to have healthy hair and scalp, I needed to keep it clean, and that using shampoo was not the proper way to go about this task. She said she was shocked that I wasn't aware of the tools that I had at my disposal for maintaining a clean head. I was getting anxious to know her secret and begged her to tell me right away, but she only laughed and began licking her black paw before using it as we humans would use a washcloth. I sat dumbfounded and was angry that she would not tell me. I watched Tits for what seemed an eternity. Lick, scrub. Lick, scrub. Hairball. Lick, scrub. And then it clicked, and I knew she had already given me her secret. She later told me of the natural powers residing within my saliva, and as of that day I have only been using my saliva and my moistened hands and fingers to keep my hair and scalp clean and free of debris.


Posted by jonnyJ on 05-13-2006 20:03:

I hope this is a joke.

Otherwise, this site has actually reached new heights of fucking madness.


Posted by House on 05-13-2006 20:25:

Deepee, I hope you were serious. I mean it makes about as much sense as anything else that was brought up here and saliva is good for the body like urine is supposed to be.

I actually tried it for the hell of it about an hour ago and I ended up putting a half a cup of saliva on my crown area and left it dry on and do it's magic. Note: It took about 10 mintues to produce a half a cup of spit/saliva so it's time consuming at first. I just brushed it clean like Hairguy says without rinsing but I can't say I noticed anything different but then again, I can't say it made things worse either.

I actually felt a sort of tingling sensation at about the 45 minute mark of doing it so maybe your cat was right who knows. Warning: If you do this make sure your breath is good because it seems like my hair smells after applying the saliva. I chalk this up to not brushing my teeth for two days. Did you notice this Deepee or did you not try it yet?

I would suggest everyone here giving it a try and see if they also notice a remarkable difference in their hair. Good luck and thanks for the tip deepee. No matter how crazy it sounds it makes sense because you never see a bald cat and all they use is saliva. You just might of hit the bullseye Deepee and it was all by accident. I'll keep you updated.

[Edit by House on Saturday, May 13, 2006 @ 20:44]


Posted by Dirty Hairy on 05-13-2006 20:25:

Has your cat ever posted on Hairloss-reversible.com before?

I remember a post about this very subject.
How does she feel about a trampoline?


Posted by House on 05-13-2006 20:31:

Hairy Dirt, don't try to be funny. I think Deepee's cat might of hit on something here. Just because his cat didn't mention scalp exercises or Tom Hagerty as the reason for his thick coat of hair is no reason to try to be sarcastic toward's him.

Deepee, tell your cat not to listen to people like Dirty Hairy. I just tried this and I believe there could be something too this though it's way early. Is it possible you could show any before and after photos of your cat?


Posted by Dirty Hairy on 05-13-2006 20:33:

quote:
Originally posted by House
I just brushed it clean like Hairguy says without rinsing but I can't say I noticed anything different but then again, I can't say it made things worse either.

I actually felt a sort of tingling sensation at about the 45 minute mark of doing it so maybe your cat was right who knows.


Kramer...Allow me to educate you once again.
That tingling sensation you felt was NOT due to saliva.
The tingling sensation you felt was due to you brushing your scalp. Just like I have been trying to tell you before. You were unknowingly stimulating your scalp with the brush and creating blood flow. Keep it up and you too will finally start seeing new hair. Congratulations!!!




Posted by House on 05-13-2006 20:39:

Yes, Dirty Hairy I felt a tingling sensation at the 45 minute mark but that wasn't from the brushing. I only brushed my hair clean after the hour mark once the saliva dried and went into my scalp.

I'll repeat it again. The tingling sensation was from the SALIVA ONLY while it was just sitting on my head. There was no noticeable tingling once I brushed it clean and because I only have one Charlie Brown hair on my crown, believe me it didn't take long for me to brush air.

I swear Mr. Dirt, you'll stop at nothing to promote Mr. Hagerty.


Posted by Dirty Hairy on 05-13-2006 21:14:

I wasn't trying to promote Tom Hagerty. Tom Hagerty does not promote scalp brushing anyway.

Think about it Kramer. You're taking advise from a telepathic cat with no known medical credentials, as far as we know anyway. And you called Ni77y crazy!!!!

I can just imagine the circus you would have created if that post from Dr.Tits the cat came from Widows!!!!!!!




Posted by oscar the grunge on 05-13-2006 21:32:

Be sure to tell NI77 about the saliva.

It must be much better than urine.


Posted by House on 05-13-2006 21:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Dirty Hairy
I wasn't trying to promote Tom Hagerty. Tom Hagerty does not promote scalp brushing anyway.

Think about it Kramer. You're taking advise from a telepathic cat with no known medical credentials, as far as we know anyway. And you called Ni77y crazy!!!!

I can just imagine the circus you would have created if that post from Dr.Tits the cat came from Widows!!!!!!!


You weren't trying to promote Tom Hagerty? When are you NOT trying to promote him or kiss that guy's ass. You do it almost every time you post but you won't admit to it.

As far as taking advice from a cat, at this point in time a cat is no different than taking advice from Dr. Evil. When you're going bald you either take advice and do what they say and cross your fingers or you don't. Besides I am not some nut taking advice from a cat, I am taking advice from Deepee who supposedly got the advice from his pet. There's a big difference. Who am I to judge him.

I happen to think he's telling the truth. I know he and Nizzy had a big talk about drugs or the best way to prepare marijuana or something like that a while back so it does make sense to me that he had some type of hallucination. I know for a fact he uses drugs because he's come out and said so here many times.

Whether the cat actually spoke to him will never be proven. The point is what his cat said to him makes sense to me just like Hairguy's theory made sense to me when I initially read it. If Hairguy would of said he got his theory from his pet rock I still might of done it as long as the theory makes sense.

As far Widows, everyone thinks I am against him. I am not. I was only telling the truth in what I saw in his photos and I saw no regrowth. That was it. He didn't like the fact that somebody disagreed with him and he acted like a big cry baby who didn't get his way. I wish he would come back now but I guess he's going to pout until August 1st.



Posted by Dirty Hairy on 05-13-2006 21:37:

I don't get it Oscar.
Kramer's House rejects everything suggested on this site such as: scalp massaging, scalp exercises, scalp brushing, beta-sis. saw palmetto, etc.
But let a cat with minimal formal education suggest something and "BAM", Kramer is on it IMMEDIATELY and Nizzy and Widows are the crazy ones.......
And there's more like him out there.....


Posted by daver on 05-13-2006 21:43:

is it ok to drink a glass of orange juice directly beforehand to help with horking up better gobs? I realize cats don't drink orange juice much, but maybe she suggested another drink like milk, or perhaps somthing she lapped up from the floor or her body.

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Posted by Dirty Hairy on 05-13-2006 21:44:

quote:
Originally posted by House
[QUOTE][I][/I]
[B]As far as taking advice from a cat, at this point in time a cat is no different than taking advice from Dr. Evil. I am taking advice from Deepee who supposedly got the advice from his pet. Whether the cat actually spoke to him will never be proven. The point is what his cat said to him makes sense to me just like Hairguy's theory made sense to me when I initially read it.

Kramer...the fact that you posted these previous messages is proof you aren't playing with a full deck.



Posted by House on 05-13-2006 21:51:

Mr. Dirt, the fact you had to take my quotes and put them out of context tells me you are worried about Deepee's cat possibly solving the mystery thus ending you and Tom Hagerty's reign of madness and greed. Like Hairguy always says, follow the money trail. It appears a fricken cat might put you two out of business. That is what's really funny. A cat beats Dirty Hagirty. lol


Posted by oscar the grunge on 05-13-2006 21:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Dirty Hairy
I don't get it Oscar.
Kramer's House rejects everything suggested on this site such as: scalp massaging, scalp exercises, scalp brushing, beta-sis. saw palmetto, etc.

Yes Dirty Harry, so far all of the hair that I regained while on "beta-sis" has fell out since quitting beta-sis. That seems to be a strong indicator that beta-sis DOES WORK to regrow hair.

I think the side effects I was experiencing[irregular heart beat] were from the aspartame NOT the supplements.




Posted by Dirty Hairy on 05-13-2006 21:59:

Your quotes are exactly as they appear. I just quoted the ones that show your mental condition at this time. They are not altered to change what you said. You believe a cat gives advise and that is plain wacko...as Rush Limbaugh would say.
Kramer you are dangerously close to living life in rubber room where you can't hurt yourself. They may allow you a plastic cup to spit in for your new hair regrowth technique but you will have to earn other priviledges through good behavior.

I have to go for now..I'll be back tomorrow to help you if I can.


Posted by House on 05-13-2006 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by oscar the grunge
[/B]

Yes Dirty Harry, so far all of the hair that I regained while on "beta-sis" has fell out since quitting beta-sis. That seems to be a strong indicator that beta-sis DOES WORK to regrow hair.

[/B][/QUOTE]

lol. Oscar the shit just keeps getting thicker here. Now you had some "relapse" and your hair fell out so that means apparently you must of had some regrowth. Now you blame it on the Beta Sis. I thought it was the scalp exercises that contributed to your regrowth. You were the guy who told me you were doing it 7 to 10 hours a day. What's up with that Oscar?




Posted by House on 05-13-2006 22:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Dirty Hairy
Has your cat ever posted on Hairloss-reversible.com before?
How does she feel about a trampoline?

What do you call this Mr. Dirt? You are calling out a cat and asking him or her if they ever posted on Hairloss reversible or used a trampoline. I think we all know who the fruitcake is here. It's you Dirty Hairgerty.


Posted by oscar the grunge on 05-13-2006 22:08:

quote:
Originally posted by House

I thought it was the scalp exercises that contributed to your regrowth. You were the guy who told me you were doing it 7 to 10 hours a day. What's up with that Oscar?


Yes, I am still doing the 7 to ten hours per day of scalp exercise Kramer

Did I ever have any real regrowth? No. It was all a delusion on my part

Those before and after pictures were "before work" and "after work", where after working an 10 hour day the rather large crusty grunge buildup gave out the illusion of denser hair coverage

Sorry to crush your grunge hopes Kramer.




Posted by House on 05-13-2006 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by oscar the grunge

Yes, I am still doing the 7 to ten hours per day of scalp exercise Kramer

Did I ever have any real regrowth? No. It was all a delusion on my part

Sorry to crush your grunge hopes Kramer.

[/B]


Oscar, believe me you didn't crush my grunge hopes. Hapan's photos put an end to that. I was severely disappointed with that red patch photo as it looked like a lipstick kiss.

My only hope is Hairguy's photos in mid stream July. I hope he can show me he looks like Brad Pitt or close to Brad Pitt's hair than I might continue on with this long and tedious journey. I wish you much success Oscar and keep up your useless scalp exercises. Honestly Oscar at least get a trampoline if your going to do it that much.




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