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Longhand: Feline Telepathy
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deepee
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About a week ago I ate some extremely poisonous mushrooms. A number of strange and fascinating events followed. One of these events included a telepathic conversation with my cat named Tits. To make a long story short, one of the topics we covered was regarding hairloss and my troubles and concerns surrounding the issue. I told her that I was no longer using shampoo to wash my hair, and she was very curious as to why I had even used it in the first place. I told her I was jealous of her thick beautiful hair and she then proceeded to let me in on her secret. She told me that in order for me to have healthy hair and scalp, I needed to keep it clean, and that using shampoo was not the proper way to go about this task. She said she was shocked that I wasn't aware of the tools that I had at my disposal for maintaining a clean head. I was getting anxious to know her secret and begged her to tell me right away, but she only laughed and began licking her black paw before using it as we humans would use a washcloth. I sat dumbfounded and was angry that she would not tell me. I watched Tits for what seemed an eternity. Lick, scrub. Lick, scrub. Hairball. Lick, scrub. And then it clicked, and I knew she had already given me her secret. She later told me of the natural powers residing within my saliva, and as of that day I have only been using my saliva and my moistened hands and fingers to keep my hair and scalp clean and free of debris.
deepee
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About a week ago I ate some extremely poisonous mushrooms. A number of strange and fascinating events followed. One of these events included a telepathic conversation with my cat named Tits. To make a long story short, one of the topics we covered was regarding hairloss and my troubles and concerns surrounding the issue. I told her that I was no longer using shampoo to wash my hair, and she was very curious as to why I had even used it in the first place. I told her I was jealous of her thick beautiful hair and she then proceeded to let me in on her secret. She told me that in order for me to have healthy hair and scalp, I needed to keep it clean, and that using shampoo was not the proper way to go about this task. She said she was shocked that I wasn't aware of the tools that I had at my disposal for maintaining a clean head. I was getting anxious to know her secret and begged her to tell me right away, but she only laughed and began licking her black paw before using it as we humans would use a washcloth. I sat dumbfounded and was angry that she would not tell me. I watched Tits for what seemed an eternity. Lick, scrub. Lick, scrub. Hairball. Lick, scrub. And then it clicked, and I knew she had already given me her secret. She later told me of the natural powers residing within my saliva, and as of that day I have only been using my saliva and my moistened hands and fingers to keep my hair and scalp clean and free of debris.
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